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What happened to the Pillsbury Dough Redshirt Boy?

He's bread, Jim.

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Not exactly a Star Trek-only one, but: A redshirt and a stormtrooper get in a firefight.
The stormtrooper misses every shot.
The redshirt dies anyway.

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Nearly killed me, great one.

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Captain Kirk is one of the few humans with three ears.

He has his left ear, his right ear and his final frontier.

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5 points · 1 year ago

How have I never heard this before?!

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Not enough ears.

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4 points · 1 year ago

Spot on!

Now get off. Bad kitty! Bad!

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Now get off.

no, not you Kirk...

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- James Tiberius.

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And an engineer

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4 points · 1 year ago
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don't nobody tell Whoppi her jokes ain't funny

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5 points · 1 year ago

I apologize in advance for these terrible jokes:

Knock knock.

Shut up, Wesley!

What do you call a Klingon passed out from drinking too much blood wine?

A Klingoff.

What do you call a woman hotter than a ten?

A Seven of Nine.

Why did Picard join Starfleet?

So he could baldly go.

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Two dead Ferengi in a box.

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There's a whole bunch at the below link but I think my favourite is:

Q. What did one Borg say to another when their ship was destroyed in sector 001?

A. Hoisted by our own Picard.

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... I'll get my coat.

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A monk a clone and a Ferengi walk into a bar...

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