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I'd show up at 9.25, just to show I care enough to be 15 minutes early.
You seem like a bright young lad. How about I pay you $3-5 dollarydoos an hour?
And how do I know you're not a dinosaur?
Well they don’t open till 3, so you’ll be a bit more than 15 minutes early.
Fool! That is decimal time, so 9.25 would be 5 minutes early.
Whatever it is, i wouldn't mind working there. Seems like a fun place.
I dunno, this trend of childish adults is a bit irritating IMO.
There is a line between silly, and childish. I do agree, and some people take it a little far.
Even if Trump ever notices this at all, he just feeds off the negative attention.
Well, being an adult sucks. I wish I could be zany and/or relevant.
I know, I'm already getting to that humorless "kids these days harumph" stage in life apparently!
I'm guessing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anonymous_Rex_(novel)
That's odd. I would think a dinosaur in a deli would attract some business. Hmmm, maybe his arms are to short to work the meat slicer.
Everyone who works here is a bit wacky you know. No, that shit gets old quickly.
This place is delicious: http://cubbys.co/
Definitely has a hipster vibe, but probably worth checking out if anyone seeing this is ever in the area.
"I ain't gonna hire no Try-share-some-lox"
Something something tree-fidy.