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Reminds me of a good pickup line. "I wish you were my pinky toe so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house."

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That sucks every time!! Lol.

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YES! And every time after it happens, I think to myself, “Why did I need to take the corner that sharply when I had SO MUCH ROOM!”

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2 points · 1 year ago

Operation ‘ stub that pinky ‘

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2 points · 1 year ago

I broke my toe 2 days ago due to a misplaced furniture... Why are we humans such slaves to routine, I usually walk here, let's just stampeed on as if I'm kicking a football, because there's usually nothing in my way here!

Shit hurts

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It’s really really helpless

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They tend to have a joint operation with lego pieces sprawled across the floor.

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I hear they recently started an alliance with Lego pieces

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You missed the door.

That thing literally got my pinky toenail yesterday oof

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