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Reminds me of a good pickup line. "I wish you were my pinky toe so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house."
That sucks every time!! Lol.
YES! And every time after it happens, I think to myself, “Why did I need to take the corner that sharply when I had SO MUCH ROOM!”
Operation ‘ stub that pinky ‘
I broke my toe 2 days ago due to a misplaced furniture... Why are we humans such slaves to routine, I usually walk here, let's just stampeed on as if I'm kicking a football, because there's usually nothing in my way here!
It’s really really helpless
They tend to have a joint operation with lego pieces sprawled across the floor.
I hear they recently started an alliance with Lego pieces
You missed the door.
That thing literally got my pinky toenail yesterday oof