I'm trying to work on a screenplay, but the girl nearby is on her iPad with some guy. Imagine this in an annoying Disney Channel/Nickelodeon actress' voice:
Like, go see the world, you know, you're 20 years old, you need to grow up, you know? It was like, it was like common ground type of breakup, but she was like, you know, kinda dating other people in front of him and he was like really upset, you know? It was like his first girlfriend, so it's kinda sad.
I'm like eating a banana and you're telling me I'm pretty. You're prettier...
It goes on and on and on... Ugh!