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Shitpost Saturday - 2019
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11 days ago

Shitpost Saturday! - March 9, 2019

Welcome to this week's Shitpost Saturday!


Shitpost Saturday - a post for memes, bad photoshops, intentionally crazy conspiracy theories, all the MSPaint your heart desires, and whatever other shitpost-y things you can come up with--be creative! Just remember that this is NOT a trash talk thread.

This post will be weekly on Saturdays during the offseason, but remember that /r/NASCARShitposting, /r/NASCARCircleJerk, and /r/NASCARMemes are always available throughout the rest of the week.

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level 1
26 points · 11 days ago

Why don’t nascars just run supercars at 300+ mph?

/s

level 2

because Nazis had that brilliant idea in the 1940's with the silver arrows running on the Avus superspeedway so then Nascar would not only be a redneck hick racist sport, but would also be a Neo-Nazi white supremasist sport /ss

level 2
Earnhardt, Sr.
4 points · 11 days ago

Lmao

level 2

EARTH SHATTERING

level 1
13 points · 11 days ago

Anyone remember some of the crazy conspiracy theories and rumors that went around in the 1990's?

A couple I remember:

Jeff Gordon being critically hurt in a testing crash when it was actually a Ford test day at Daytona.

Kyle Petty having AIDS.

Bobby Labonte dying in a plane crash.

And one really recently was Ned Jarrett dying when he was just fine.

level 2
Kurt Busch
6 points · 11 days ago

A more recent one from the 2010ish season was that two male drivers were caught sleeping together.

Another one from around that same time was that Danica was having an affair with a male driver.

level 2

Bobby Labonte dying in a plane crash.

There was also one about him being killed in a practice crash at Fontana in 2001.

Mike Joy addressed it on the race broadcast, and IIRC he was pretty pissed about it.

level 2

There was a rumor a few years back that Mike Harmon ate Jennifer Jo's hauler. Not sure how true that is.

level 2
Smithley
6 points · 11 days ago

And that fuck tard last night trying to say Richard Petty died

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Chase Elliott
2 points · 11 days ago

I remember the aids thing and do I remember correctly that the Labonte plane crash was like big time news?

Only other rumor I remember was that Jeff Gordon is gay lol. Probably from people hating him, the rainbow warrior thing, and the stach. I miss those days.

level 3

I remember a guy claiming he saw pictures that Jeff's wife had taken of Jeff and Ray Evernham in bed. So silly. I always found it funny that people thought Ray was gay considering he was married with a child, and eventually cheated on her with a very young girl who he married, Erin Crocker of course.

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Kyle Busch
1 point · 11 days ago

Wasn't Erin underage at the time? Or was that just a rumor?

level 5

Lol she was born in '81 and joined Evernham in '05.

level 6

Is it me or she is in one of the intros for NASCAR sim racing? the one that has the chicks for no apparent reason

level 3

Yeah for some reason from 2000-02 there was always a fatal crash rumor involving the defending champ

level 1
2018 MENCS Champion Joey Logano
9 points · 11 days ago

I like NASCAR.

level 2

you're a wise person, frend

level 1
Hamlin
13 points · 11 days ago

iS PeNsKe haVinG tRouBle?

level 1

Michael McDowell wants Trump to build a wall to keep Suarez out

level 2

SAFER barriers just got 10ft taller for the 7th gen package

level 1

This goes here.

But for real has there been an increase of just purely idiotic posts? It's like people feel the need to post any thought that pops in their head.

level 2

boo hoo

level 1

MBM will win tomorrow

level 2

I will eat my Veeoverks ™ vaporizer if that happens

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